My Name is Eames

dom-cobb:

eames-pokerface:

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YOU SWORE YOU PUT THIS BEHIND US LIKE THE ELEPHANT THING. WHY ON EARTH DID YA ‘AVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT?! D8

Well excuuuuuse me, princess.

You are excused, stable boy.

onlyatourist:

dom-cobb:

onlyatourist:

Oh gosh there are too many people to follow!

To all ever loyal ever subservient followers of the eternally richly fabulous $aito!

I’m sorry if I don’t follow you. Do not worry that I have decided to cast you aside for I have not!

But just following the multiple Cobbs and Artharuus and Ehahmmshus is hard enough.

So your glorious leader apologises.

FREE FORMAL SNOWSUITS FOR ALL! \o/

Fabulously Leading,

$aito.

Leader? Hardly. You are the sponsor! You know nothing of this business. And you think snowsuits are good enough? No! I demand cats! Lots of cats!

Sigh. I thought we promised not to mention animals so long as no one mentioned any elephants?

And I fear some of my slaves are allergic to cats.

You may bow down and worship me before I buy your children away. :)

Come now Saito, be reasonable, eh? Don’t take lil’ James an’ Philipa away from the old goat. He’ll likely go suicidal… or homicidal dependin’ on ‘is mood… Remember wha’ happened when we told ‘im they ran away from home last Halloween?

arthur-thepointman-deactivated2 asked: I do NOT want to be a plaything! In no way! To be thrown around and carried at the fate of a child? Ew, please no.

Mm.. okay, I admit, even that’s a bit much. I’m so sorry lil’ Arthur. Come along for tea and biscuits? 8D

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I ‘eard that Dom. And don’t trust ‘im Robert. He repeats EVERYTHIN’.

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YOU SWORE YOU PUT THIS BEHIND US LIKE THE ELEPHANT THING. WHY ON EARTH DID YA ‘AVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT?! D8

Did you lot miss me? I bet ya did. Well, I’m back again. And I’m prefectly okay, so please don’t ask me if I am, yeah? Sure, I just ‘ad to deal with my uncle’s passin’ but, it’s a part of life and I’ve come to terms with that.

On another note, I see everyone’s doing fine an’ dandy.. and that lil’ Arthur’s finally given in and taken up a bit o’ $aito-nese. (Haha, Artharuu.) Ariadne dropped by earlier today to say ‘ello. Wonder when she’s goin’ to come up here and start usin’ Tumblr like the rest o’ us. Hmm….

arthur-thepointman-deactivated2 asked: I am sorry about your loss good friend and look forward to when you can come out with us again.
And by the way, stop with comparing me to dolls. I am not a Ken doll. At all.

Hmm I was pretty sure I answered this already, but since it’s still on my dash, might as well re-answer it. Don’t go pretendin’ you don’t want to be immortalised in plastic darling. You. Want. To. Be. A. Child’s. Plaything. *gasp*

It’s a sad thing life is. Just when I’m about to go an’ finally get a drink with the gang, I get news that there’s been a death in the family. Now, my uncle an’ I weren’t exactly close, but.. he’s still family y’know? And despite my occupation and bein’ round death so much, whut wit’ needin’ it to wake up and such, I can’t help but feel devastated. Sorry Dom, Arthur, Saito. Guess I won’t be joinin’ you lot this time an’ I’m goin’ to need some time off yeah? See you all soon.

arthur-thepointman-deactivated2 asked: excuse me it was not my idea to blow up the moon. I was fine with my perfectly capable weapon, and you and your complex had to go and show me up. I refuse to take the blame.

Fine then, go on Ken, I’m sure Barbie is waitin’ fer ya in yer’ dream house or summat. *shoos* In any case, I suppose Saito an’ ‘is infinitely deep pockets could fix the whole moon issue.

onlyatourist-deactivated2012030 asked: What are you feelings to have blown up the bloody moon?

Well, I feel that the incident could ‘ave been avoided, but if it brings with it a claim to fame, then so it shall be, eh? Though o’ course if the world governments decide to hunt me down and do unspeakable things to me…. It was Arthur’s idea. =)